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      19 Nov 2010

      Zeal Oats

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      Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord.
      Romans 12:11 (NIV)

      Start your day right: with Zeal Oats™.

      Zeal Oats provide a hearty breakfast encouraging zeal for the Kingdom and healthy living.

      Although several products have already been Christianized, until now there have been few Christian breakfast grains, as they have previously been considered either neutral or the domain of a pagan goddess. That changes with Zeal Oats!

      Zeal Oats are a new product developed by Healthy Christian Flavor. Using a zealously guarded process, Zeal Oats combine the taste of steel-cut oats with the convenience of instant oatmeal. In the process, they infused with organic milk and honey. The oats are reaped and rotated using Biblical principles outlined in Leviticus. When you buy Zeal Oats, your purchase helps nourish the poor from the corners of the fields. In addition, the Zeal Oats box contains inspirational quotes about zeal from the Bible and famous Christian thinkers. 

      Zeal Oats are sure to increase your zeal: preferably for Christ and his Kingdom. (Please use product responsibly and do not misdirect zeal into unprofitable arguments, fruitless diversions, or unwelcome badgering.) 

      Zeal Oats are sold in the breakfast foods aisle of your local Christian bookstore. 

      Please also try these other fine products from Healthy Christian Flavour: 
      Meek Puffs: Even the milk is turned meek!
      Joyoghurt: With live Laetatiobacillus gaudiphilus cultures.
      And flavor your meals with low-sodium Psalter. 

      Healthy Christian Flavor: helping displace books from Christian bookstores since 2010. 

       

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      22 Apr 2010

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      With many thanks to Steve for linking here.

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